sasstiel-sassbutt: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood this post just got 209348451 times better okay
hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
sad to the core: nomadmanifesto: i think maybe... →
nomadmanifesto: i think maybe it’s something we share, us immigrants, us children of immigrants, those of us thrown into diaspora, scattered across countries and continents with names we still struggle to pronounce, further from the heartland than our parents ever dreamed we’d end up. we spend so much time in airports, picking people up, dropping people off. there is always someone leaving,...
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the body...
clintofbartonia: thejohnlockgames: iwillalwaysfindyousnow: onceuponatimeinerebor: consultingsuperhusbands: jashingirl: i-o-u-an-assbutt: for-the-love-of-scarves: a-mind-occupied-by-tennant: p0isone: I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. Amen. I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver. or my fake fbi...
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
readysetallonsy: orima-kazooie: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something GODDAMMIT TUMBLR Oh my
lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right” I’ve never had a school...
best-of-funny: rneerkat: darrynek: rneerkat: if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo oh X
ser-merlin-of-valyria: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
amoying: artisticimpact: amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in. try taking acid and you`ll be there ive drank 6 cups of lemon juice nothing is happening except im pretty sure my teeth are screaming
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
punmonster: i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
fuckinghannibal: vanehwasreal: of all the fandoms the hannibal fandom is probably the most sophisticatedly batshit one, let’s be real
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
best-of-funny: singularprincess: WE CAN FIX THIS WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO i can see it now. X
Why I use social networks
sodamnrelatable: is for asking people what’s for homework is there for stalking celebrities is for listening to music and tumblr is my life .